Social Retardation

I have a MySpace page.  I logged into it yesterday to find a message waiting for me from someone I don’t know.  The sender’s page is that of a 26 year old woman from Michigan.  Her page says things like, “I’m a lover, not a hater,” and that she doesn’t allow negative people around her.

Her blog has quotes like:

 “Hurt people, hurt people”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”

“What goes around, comes around”

One  quote says:

 Just remember that you are beautiful, stop caring about the judge-mentals.

Where is my post leading?  Well…. her message to me was:

 “

Ummm?

 

You look like a serial killer. Shave the beard, dude.”

What an opening line.  Sheesh!