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 Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He cheated on me from the
beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s
worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn’t even looked
for a new one. All he does is buy cigars, play golf, cruise around,
and shoot the breeze with his pals, while I have to work to pay the
bills.

Since our daughter graduated from college he doesn’t even
pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do???

Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete’s sake, you don’t need him
anymore. You’re a United States Senator for New York, act like it