I remember, when she was the hottest thing around, seeing her on TV and my heart would stop. There was something about her — more than visual — that just hit me on a “melt my heart” level.

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Listening to Dr. Laura on the way home today, I learned I have “problems” because I type my “personal life” on my blog. Not long ago, she also informed me I am a “loser” because E-harmony rejected me. There was something else she talked about in which she made such statements, too.

I’m sure, being that she’s a professional and all, that she’s completely right about me.