…. read the newspaper because of time constraints. I might read it once every week or two. When I do read the newspaper, I rarely read the horoscope. So, I was about to go to bed last night, thinking that I wasn’t feeling like sleeping…. but so tired. I thought I would glance through the Sunday paper. And, I also looked at the horoscope for the first time in probably 2 or 3 months.

“The one you long to wrap your arms around is almost within reach, both emotionally and physically. In one rush of feeling, you’ll bridge that last distance and finally connect.”

Uhm…. so…. Since the women in my life have never been exactly cooperative, which one(s) of you Aries out there does that apply to?

Or to tie this to the earlier post….does it mean I’m going to meet Shania Twain? And…she’s going to realize what kind of amazing man I am?

Mmph…. mmph….Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Heck… I almost said it with a straight face.

Or….

Or….

Ok. Let’s go back to hypothesis one. Which one of you Aries out there does it apply to?