Husband Store and Wife Store

A brand new store has just opened that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a new Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

Powered by ScribeFire.

Posted on

More Global Warming Alarmism

Global Warming This!  Global Warming That!

My Way News – Global Warming Wreaks Havoc With Nature

But, here is the most telling statement in the article.

It wouldn’t be the first time. There have been five major extinctions in the last 520 million years, and four of them have been linked to warmer tropical seas, according to a study published last month in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B, a British scientific journal.

Powered by ScribeFire.

Posted on

Snow!

When I watched the weather report on the news last night, they said we have snow headed our way.  It was supposed to be about an inch of snow with more snow coming later in the day today.

I got out of bed and looked out to see about 3 inches of snow.  It’s the first “real” snow of the season.  It’s supposed to melt/rain off before Friday.  But, it’s still nice to see.  I like to get out and walk in the woods to take photos. But….. I’m going to do appointments.  I leave in about 30 minutes.

Powered by ScribeFire.

Posted on

Bad Days and Nights

I’ve been having an even harder time sleeping of late. The itching legs haven’t helped.  Now, my back/neck are starting to hurt like a few months ago when I had to go to the doctor about it.

During the days, it’s harder for me to think because I’m not getting enough rest. And… some odd things have been coming up in my work which make it harder for me to get jobs done.

When I do sleep, it’s fitful…. filled with dreams and images, etcetera.  A couple of nights ago, I awoke (for the millionth time) and looked at my clock.  I couldn’t get my eyes to focus on it and I thought it said 5662 or 6662.  When I closed my eyes and looked again, it was 6 something… near 7 o’clock. I nodded back off and awoke again… looked at the clock and it said either 10000 or 100000. I closed my eyes again and it said 7:00. So… I tried to remember the numbers and went back to sleep.  Before I awoke again, I saw the number 305.  So, I figured it might be worth playing them in the lottery.  I told my mother she should play the number 6662 and 305.  Yesterday, 5662 came out.  She played 6662. Today, in the midday 3 digit, 305 came out.  Sigh…. could have used that money.

Powered by ScribeFire.

Posted on