The New Decoration and Stuff

I updated last night’s post so that it was coherent.  I was nodding off as I was writing it.  So… it wasn’t quite flowing and cogent sounding.

While playing CoD4 last night, they told a couple of jokes.  I remembered a blonde joke that I heard just recently and none of them got it.  I told it…. and you could have heard crickets…. and then, a couple of, “I don’t get it,” comments. I’m confirming for myself that my sense of humor is…… something.

The joke?  Did you hear about the blond man who had a vasectomy?  His wife kept getting pregnant so he had 5 more.

OK… so…. the tree.

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And… what is so neat about the tree?  (Actually, it’s a set of two.  One for each side of the door.)  Let’s see for ourselves.

A video:

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Dreams and Stuff

Last night was really bad.  The itching on my legs was the worst it has been.  I knew I had to work today, so I didn’t stay up too late.  But, I was wakened by itching that tormented me.  I was awake for about 3 hours or more. After I treated my legs with Gold Bond extra strength medicated lotion, it helped and I finally slept some.  And I dreamed.  

One of the dreams included Sharyn.  She was at a distance of 50 feet or so from me and never got any closer than that. She talked to me in this dream, but was not close to me; always at a distance.   I also dreamed about being fishing and looking into the water and seeing HUGE fish.  I actually have this kind of dream alot.  In this one, one of the fish was a…. can’t remember the name…… the fish they found that was prehistoric. Anyway, it was one of those and it was about 6 feet long. All of the fish were way bigger than normal.

A little bit of the Christmas holiday got me today.  After my appointment I went to Big Lots for a few small things.  While there, I bought a Christmas decoration which I will blog about later. Am falling asleep as I write.

While putting together the decoration, I was watching a Dr. Phil which had was about women wanting children.  One of them was an older man married to a younger woman who wanted a child.  They had agreed on no children because he never wanted them.  Now she wants to have a child and they are struggling with the decision and problems because of it.

When Jana was deciding that she didn’t want/love me; that was one of her concerns.  I have never wanted children.  She did.  When I was loving her so much, I would have had kids with her just because it would have made her happy.  I loved her so much that I her happiness was more important than whether I wanted kids. During this show, the man said that he thought because he loved her so much; he wanted her to be happy and have kids.  That brought back memories and reminded me of what I felt and said to Jana; it brought a lump to my throat and tears to my eyes.

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Testing The Limits?

Today, I woke up with my back and neck feeling a little better.  And since the walkways needed cleaned badly, I bought deicer and cleaned them.  That meant carrying a 50lb bag.  Then shoveling.  Later in the day, I had to buy a few things at the store, including cat-litter and sugar.  Which meant carrying 40lbs or so.  Then, I wanted to play a little CoD4, so I got online for short time.  After about an hour or so…. I started noticing a burning sensation in my neck and back.  So, I figured it was time to quit so that I don’t pay for it later.

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Husband Store and Wife Store

A brand new store has just opened that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a new Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

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More Global Warming Alarmism

Global Warming This!  Global Warming That!

My Way News – Global Warming Wreaks Havoc With Nature

But, here is the most telling statement in the article.

It wouldn’t be the first time. There have been five major extinctions in the last 520 million years, and four of them have been linked to warmer tropical seas, according to a study published last month in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B, a British scientific journal.

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